Enjoy your morning coffee and my newest novella that you can get for 99c using the link in my bio! 💖

Everything is not fine. Not even close. I need a wedding date. In two weeks. My life is nuts, I am inconveniently single…oh and also temporarily homeless. I accidentally started my house on fire.. Shut up, it was an accident. But maybe it opened up an interesting possibility…hello kind sir, can I play with your hose?

Gawd I’m an idiot…unless it works.